sophisticated-stoner:

dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!

tagged: +Mario  +amazing 
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

Nothing like a good Markiplier Video to make me forget about my horrible family and horrible situation, thank you Mark. I can now do my homework without crying over the smallest frustrating thing.

I’ll say this now

divinejustiniav:

alphasapphirebrendan:

If people reduce Dorian to Sassy Gay Friend I will be incredibly upset.

If people reduce Vivienne to Sassy Black Lady Friend I will be upset.

They are people, not your Inquisitor’s comedic accessories. 

It’s honestly already begun and it’s so fucking annoying

tagged: +Dragon Age 

Kaidan: “Sorry to bother you. I have an issue I need to discuss with someone of authority.”

Guard: “Of course, sir. How can I help you?”

Kaidan: “I lost a lot of money. Who can I talk to about getting it back?”

Guard: “Uh, I’m sorry. You can’t…get it back. No, no…please, sir. Please don’t cry.”

Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC (via pizzadeliverygirl1282) ←

markiplier:

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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Thank You! :D

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.